Sunday, September 26, 2010

Porn Blogs Quote My Poetry: I Am the Poet Laureate of Gay Porn

I was checking the "Came From" link on my Stat Counter....

And I saw this porn site actually used some lines of my poetry in conjunction with those awesome fuck machines...

I was quite shocked.

I was quite honored.

I swear I don't know these people at all.

But dudes, I'm seriously honored.

Those machines are awesome by the way. Just like Slinkie, they are fun for a girl or a boy.

You can see it here...

I am the Poet Laureate of the Gay Pornosphere!

I love the name of the site: "Third Leg."

5 comments:

  1. OMG!!! Congratulations! You've won the biggest poetry prize of the year. Get Billy Collins on the horn, quick!

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  2. Billy Collins is actually the guy getting fucked by the Pumpmaster 5000...the one who doesn't show his face on camera.

    He did it because they promised him he could stock his latest title in their affiliated chain of adult bookstores.

    But they decided to go with my poetry instead.

    Billy says no hard feelings, and he did end up taking two Pumpmaster 5000s home..one from himself and one for the missus.

    Rumor has it he sent a gift one to Oprah.

    You know how he's such a whore.

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  3. Now you know Oprah luvs her gay menz... JONATHAN FRANZEN, MOVE OVER, HONEY! Oprah will kick him to the curb like so much dirt. She will have you on her show, and you will jump up and down on her couch like TOM FUCKING CRUISE when she tells the nation that you are the New Poet Laureate of the Gay Pornosphere! And she will put your book on O's Book Club!

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  4. Oprah is retiring.

    You know it's to run for prez.

    I have no doubt she has that on the agenda...after say we have one more election...then she'll jump.

    It will be awesome to have Gayle as First Lady.

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  5. It would be hilarious if she picked all celebrities to fill the various cabinet posts.

    America could finally be a movie...a real movie! at last...just like Pinocchio coming alive.

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