They were checking for the street value of a drug I was talking about.
They searched a string that began with the phrase "worth street selling."
JOE BRAINARD'S PYJAMAS: GIVING THE BEST DRUG DEALING ADVICE (since 2010). ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES."
I was going to change my tagline yesterday to THE ORIGINAL BAD ROMANCE. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.
But thought once twice over and said no.
SOMEONE SHOULD PUBLISH THAT!
Like the Blue Book of street drugs. It would have the street worth of drugs, broken down by city and neighborhood. There'd be little codes for "how many murders were committed on this street" and "what you should pack weapon-wise in this neighborhood" and "white people exploitation market." Things like that.
But it all changes so fast a book might be pointless.
Probably a website would be better.
Of course, da gubbermunt might not be too happy with you.