Your Favre Penis*

What is your favre penis?

Do you have a favre penis type in general?

What is your favre penis size? acorn? pine cone? thyrsus staff?

What is your favre penis pose? pendulous? turgid? mid-waking and half-roused?

Is your favre penis girthy or svelte or run of the mill?

Do you prefer your favre penis freshly showered or do you prefer your favre penis to have that caveman musk?

Do you find it attractive if your favre penis has powdered itself or do you find your favre penis ridiculous as a French aristocrat when it does this.

Does your favre penis have prominent veins?

Or is your favre penis smooth marble or ebony?

What is your favre penis shape? Scimitar? Lyrate? Aubergine?

Does your favre penis enjoy lifting itself, doing miniature workouts when it is being watched?

What is your favre entry position for your favre penis? A tergo? Butterfly? Amplexus?

There are so many way to think about your favre penis!

You get so excited sometimes that you feel your favre penis is a part of you.

But it isn't. Your favre penis belongs to another.

And if you alienate that other, you might lose access rights to your favre penis.

Think about this. Next time you think about your favre penis.

Because really...face it...your favre penis thinks not a whit about you.

Your favre penis is completely self-interested, self-absorbed and motivated only by self-preservation.

Your favre penis has a fondness for blood. Your favre penis spends most of its days and nights sleeping on its two favorite pillows.

Your favre penis is actually an alien.

And you are loving an alien when you love your favre penis.

This is why you sometimes end up feeling weird about things you have done to get close to your favre penis.

You should try to achieve distance from your favre penis.

Love your favre penis only as you would love other forces of nature, like a thuderstorm or wind or magnetic fields creating the aurora borealis or the aurora australis. Admittedly these things can be very pretty.

Your favre penis does not dream of you at night the way you dream of your favre penis.

Please consider this seriously tonight as you are drifting off to sleep.

Whether or not your favre penis is there beside you. Should be irrelevant.

The process of putting your favre penis in perspective is one of the most important struggles you will undertake in your life.





*Note: It is the consensus of several lunaticks that this poem is better served by mispronouncing the footballer's name the way Ben Stiller's character does in There's Something About Mary. Or even as the French would pronounce it. The Americanized "correct" pronunciation ("Farv") is to be avoided (if at all possible).