Saturday, March 5, 2011

Cheezburger Kitteh Front Page!

They picked one I like a lot lol.

The photo was easy to caption. It's a perfect pic.

Thanks, Cheez gods.

Call me tonight and we can play Cheez Mami-Cheez Papi after dark on the phone.

Like the Tim Curry pic says..."I'm Moist."

lol

xo

this new emo pic was just up so i couldn't resist captioning it.

Q: HOW MANY BOYS IN THIS PHOTO? IF YOU GUESSED                          "ONE" YOU'VE  UNKNOWINGLY HAD SAME SEX SEX BEFORE.

4 comments:

  1. Paul Dinello's ManservantMarch 6, 2011 at 4:10 AM

    Perfect! I'm reminded of the great Swedish music video for "Tonnes of Attraction" by Vacuum, in which all of the hot ladies are actually men. None of the clips online are of very high quality, but this one is watchable:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPPcXsH4QS0

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  2. Hehe.

    Tanks, Craig!

    I'll watch it when I'm on my souped up computer.

    Right now I'm on the Victorian one.

    It's powered by fantods, I believe.

    Little fantods on bicycles.

    When I push the button in music begins playing and the fantods on bicycles go around a miniature velodrome.

    When the fantods grow tired or their leg muscles kink up, my computer lags.

    This is when I scream at the fantods, terrorizing them into a decent connection speed.

    Isn't that a lovely word? Velodrome.

    I have to post this priceless figure of a very early Marge Simpson right now, who may or may not be my paternal grandmother.

    Nobody is sure.

    She was even more prone to isolation than I am.

    Some say she never even existed.

    But I saw the elusive creature on like at least three occasions.

    She hoarded vast amounts of typing paper and writing supplies but nobody every found any writing.

    Isn't that odd?

    I'm not putting you on about that. Because I remember opening a cabinet one time and there were like ten reams of brand new typing paper. Not old paper.

    And she slammed the door shut on me.

    Maybe she secretly wrote torrid romances.

    Or Nazi tracts or something.

    Some things you don't want to discover on ancestry.com.

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  3. Paul Dinello's ManservantMarch 6, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    Great anecdote about the cabinet of hoarded typing paper! And you *know* that I immediately pictured Jerri Blank going through her dead father's closet, unable to make head or tails out of the things she found (like the severed finger, the pile of cash, the klansman uniform, and so on).

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  4. I responded to this like 3 times and I think the computer ate it every time.

    Aaaaaagh!

    xo

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