Hey, if I'm found dead somebody please direct people to pull my phone records and look for the call dated today from someone whose surname is C A R L O N I.
Because someone called in a very badly disguised voice (man impersonating woman) and asked for "Eleanor."
I hope this is paranoia but when I Googled this person (first name included) there was a mugshot out of Jersey.
It smells like m a f i a to me.
So if anyone's calling a hit on me that's who did it lol.
I do have paranoid days.
But that was CREEPY.
We never get random calls. We're unlisted.