I Don't Believe in Objects

I don't believe in objects

I'm fairly sure they are a hoax

People only want you to believe in objects

so you will act "a certain way"

I can act "a certain way"

whether objects exist or not

Hence, I don't have any use

for objects in my life

If you ever see me

believing in objects

say in a moment of weakness

or after someone I loved has died

Please rescue me

before I start believing

in objects again and possibly

even talking to them

Because that's so who

I'm not

and don't want to be