Questioning the Wisdom of Gay Porn

I wanted to spraypaint "WTF" on my computer screen. I mean it's a bunch of naked dudes pretending they're the cars in Cars. How could this possibly enable enough erections to make this movie profitable? Even if it cost twenty bucks.

At first, I was really worried about the health of the actor being lubed up with motor oil for the gang scene.

Then I began to worry about the environment.

Has the E.P.A. seen this?