Trans

A drag queen screams at another trans in the commercial: "Go back to Party City where you belong!" It took about two point four seconds to realize it was a meme. Lee and I used it on each other all week. RuPaul insists drag is a race. And you just know it is. I was attacked by human pigeons for using the word tranny. Many times. I was called a rube of gender, a gender rube. Well Fuck You. RuPaul loves tranny and says you can't have it back. It's fun to be a gorgeous tranny but it's also fun to be an ugly one. There are different types of power. When you're old you're usually terribly bored of power unless you're Quadaffi, in which case people have to beat you to death on YouTube. We're sorry but your learning curve sucked. Some transsexuals hate transvestites and vice versa. Anderson Cooper had nine year old transsexuals on his show. One had tried to cut off his penis at the age of four using scissors. It's so hard to take everybody seriously and that's why people commit suicide. Because they want you to know they were serious and seriously tried to be alive and you somehow prevented this. And now they are seriously dead. Existence is transition and this largely sucks. Language keeps putting down traffic cones and WET FLOOR signs. On the other side it says PISO MOJADO. This is how you are dragged kicking and screaming into a thing. There's a dying sort of fun and there's supposed to be the other kind, but I'm not so sure. It's mean to make fun of Party City people since everyone starts out in Party City. I am offended by your Party Cityism. You are clearly a Party Cityist. It's not complicated. There is nothing to get but the person. You're not really a sponge so why be afraid? Or are you? There's no fixing sponge. In that case, I'm sorry. You can only squeeze yourself periodically. To get rid of what you soaked up. Good luck with that.