even my asshole
puckers
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- More Delusional Love Poems
- Christmas Poem
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- "H.I.V."
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- "po-ehms" (only a minority of which I'd choose to keep)
- "all you really need to know"
- suite of 17 poems, mouthy
- "Love Poem (No Homo)"
- "de trop Madonna poem"
- "Ways in Which I Am Like Women"
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- "sonnet for cock"
- love poem
- "You Have Blogereth All Over..."
- "poem for Emily Dickinson and lesbian whale watchers"
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- The Poetry Virgin Suicides
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- "6 Sunflower Poems"
- "Star Wars, No Homo"
- "Spock Bear is Outplayed"
- "Poem Written in the Middle of the Night to the Moon and You"
- "Poetry Groooming Kit"
- "Fact Poem"
- "A Fact Poem"
- "The Butterfly's Dipstick"
- "I Am, I Cried (Said the Book)"
- "a poetry review"
- "Dear Ted"
- Chinese Poems of Enlightenment and Death (Adapted for Italian-Americans)
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