Reminds me of a YouTube video genre that the kiddo loves--YouTube Poop. Also uses a sort of cut-up technique, if I understand the term correctly.
The kiddo definitely helps keep me up to date on current internet culture. At nine, he's a lot cooler than I ever was! And reminds me of how old I'm getting. I continue to use the word "awesome" although it's become passe'. He tells me it makes me sound old. Oh well. Might as well embrace it.
Of course, you could try spelling it this was: Awsum.
Then he might approve. Might not though.
I think I translate everything to lolspeak now (Big Awsum!)
"All your comment box r belong to us nao."
Yeah flarf is the old cut up thing re-introduced like it's something new. Because the cut-ups often are language taken out of search engines.
It's not new.
The degree of silliness is sometimes seen as new, but those people who think that must not have read the Dadaists...are read the right ones.
The only thing new about it is the level of careerism and seriosity attached to the venture. It's a very factitious art movement. It's really a career movement.
Flarfists and conceptualists in poetry pretend to argue so they can make each other more "famous" (read: microfamous).
They did this in the Whitney.
That's how serious they are.
I consider the Whitney the McDonald's of American culture.
Current book project. With my life, it may end up well over 1,000 reasons though. If so, I'll just change the title at that point.
Maudlin Shivs for Bus Drivers.
William Keckler. Poet, Narcissist, Blawger. Sad clairvoyant. Answering machine for the dead. Beep. Formerly, the Valerie Solanas of American poetry blogs. If I owe you an apology, I'm saying it right here. J'accuse la manie. Butthole Whisperer and erstwhile poacher/harvester of ivory. Out of Africa and deepest Harrisburg. Goreyphile from a very early age. Bipolar bear much baited by circus freaks. Let's watch crackheads watch RUGRATS on vintage NICKELODEON.
WHORE PIECE:
Be a whore for a year.
This means a literal whore.
Have sex only for money.
Have sex only with people you despise.
Throw all the money you earn
into the sea late at night.
Come back the next day
and see if any money washed ashore. Complain.
I wish I could say humans move me closer to God, but usually it's the Cocteau Twins. I'm crazy as a Trappist monk talk show.How come nobody ever complains that they're overrated? I have poetry horror stories. I don't hate anyone but human coat hangers get on my nerves. Cliquey sons-'a'-bitches. Son, I am disappoint. The greatest weakness of anything is that it's not something else. Disability niggah. I cannibalized a hipster and I liked it. Pray for me.
Yay, learned a new word today!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a YouTube video genre that the kiddo loves--YouTube Poop. Also uses a sort of cut-up technique, if I understand the term correctly.
The kiddo definitely helps keep me up to date on current internet culture. At nine, he's a lot cooler than I ever was! And reminds me of how old I'm getting. I continue to use the word "awesome" although it's become passe'. He tells me it makes me sound old. Oh well. Might as well embrace it.
I think awesome has made a comeback somewhat.
ReplyDeleteOf course, you could try spelling it this was: Awsum.
Then he might approve. Might not though.
I think I translate everything to lolspeak now (Big Awsum!)
"All your comment box r belong to us nao."
Yeah flarf is the old cut up thing re-introduced like it's something new. Because the cut-ups often are language taken out of search engines.
It's not new.
The degree of silliness is sometimes seen as new, but those people who think that must not have read the Dadaists...are read the right ones.
The only thing new about it is the level of careerism and seriosity attached to the venture. It's a very factitious art movement. It's really a career movement.
Flarfists and conceptualists in poetry pretend to argue so they can make each other more "famous" (read: microfamous).
They did this in the Whitney.
That's how serious they are.
I consider the Whitney the McDonald's of American culture.
Serious.
Damn, is my brain broken.
ReplyDeleteAre for "or."
Was for "way."
Oh well. You probably got what I meant.
There are some good flarf poems. But you need a GREAT deal of patience to find them.
ReplyDeleteI really tried with the stuff.
The main problem is that it's intellectual funny and not funny funny.
It's like when really smart people try to act dumb.
They don't know how to do it.
They're just the other kind of dumb.
It would be embarrassing if they weren't reaping such rewards.
So I am happy for them for that.
That they feel a sense of community and feel historical.
Some of them even talk about their own historicity in interviews.
I feel sad for them when I hear them talking that way.
Because that lets me know they have a very deep misunderstanding of death.