Yoda Yaoi

Someone found this blog today by searching for Yoda Yaoi. What a great name for a band, a poetry collection, almost anything. Yoda Yaoi, Baba Booey. Yes, I know that doesn't rhyme. But almost. I like to imagine this person having torturously erotic images in his or her head of a young, only recently post-pubescent (nontheless still green) Yoda lying in bed with another young Jedi knight. Torturing each other in front of other Jedi knights with their unspeakable passion. The Yoda Love that Dare Not Speak its Name. Yoda speaking his impossible desire into a late night voice message on his Vodaphone now become a Yodaphone. "Hug You I Want." Yoda who was always clearly Kermit + the Buddha as if we couldn't guess that. The poor tortured soul seeking to have his Yoda yaoi craving satisfied. Thinking of the fine, downy hairs on the young Yoda's nubile body. The electric sensations when Yoda peachfur pubes graze another Jedi Knight's loins.

"I'm sorry--we're out of that."


I do have a Yoda poem however. Maybe you already found this, Mr. or Ms. Yoda Yaoi.

It's from my Decibels series of poems but I'll rename the poem in honor of you.



YODA YAOI


I'd walk a mile for Yoda was Here.
Nothing takes the place of Yoda Said.
Yoda awkwardly made history.
The story begun with Yoda Should.
Yoda's dick - the Natural Way.
Why be irritated? It's Yoda Believes.
Yoda uses KY is a female force.
Yoda can never handle with care.
Unchallenged, Yoda kills.
Yoda eventually for a professional image.
My house, my car, my Yoda's laugh.
Yoda Went Queer so good you want it again
Pure Yoda. Pure power.
Yoda Vodaphone in my mind.
All you need is Yoda in the rain.
Now all those moments will be lost like Yoda in the rain.
The Yoda Immunity Effect.
Yoda immunity costs nothing.
Step by step to Yoda immunity.
Yoda immunity created by nature.
Yoda immunity this means business.
Look at Yoda immunity to look your best.
Yoda immunity makes the world go round.
Yoda immunity is my sport.
Amerika's finest Yoda immunity.
Yoda immunity never lies.
Luxury with My Pretty Yoda.
To Yoda forever the real dream.