You

I like to sit and be quiet with you
though you say I never am.
Well, I think of myself as quiet
in those times
and so it's a stirring thing to me.
Most times I'm a battering ram.
I like bloodthirsty works of art
but also ones by mice.
I talk behind my own back constantly.
I have been known
to give a sonnet a handjob
when I feel my death
is somehow incomplete.
I do and don't
like to compete.
I like kids like chainsaws,
chainsaws like kids.
I am very underhanded
about securing sleep.
Probably not deep.
I don't know if I am
statistically significant
or not. Am I hot?
I don't really seek
posthumous increase.
Probably I liked too much
YouPorn. Scorn.
I consider Oprah more important
than Karl Marx
to the dialectic of history.
I love a good mystery
like "what the fuck is that?"
or "Who the hell
is inside me now?"
I tried to understand
even you (I really did)
but it was just too much
"Fucking Wow."