Saturday, February 11, 2012

Bad Advice Cat Meme

is new to me.

He gives patently terrible advice.

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO APPRECIATE THE URGENCY OF YOUR MESSAGE  TRY USING CAPS LOCK

IF YOU HAVE TO TAKE          A DRUG TEST FOR WORK  JUST DRINK                                               A LOT OF WATER FIRST

YOU CAN USE A MONOPOLY      "GET OUT OF JAIL FREE" CARD  IF YOU BRING IT TO YOUR SENTENCING HEARING

SCHOOLS SECRETLY  LOVE BOMB THREATS

TRY WINKING AT FELLOW INMATES IN THE PRISON'S SHOWER  TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS

PISSING ON                           AN ELECTRIC FENCE  IS LIKE FREE SPARKLERS!

ALWAY PUT CHUM IN YOUR SWIMSUIT  BEFORE ENTERING THE OCEAN

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