Flamefoot

An insane woman who lived very long ago in a village that will always be very far away suffered from the delusion that her feet were on fire. She would run through the village screaming this fact aloud and sometimes slapping at her feet, which were always bare. She would particularly terrify the very old and the very young, because their feet actually were on fire. But the vast majority of people in between the very young and the very old just considered Flamefoot a nuisance and, frankly, a bit of an asshole.