Object Porn 2: A Middle-Aged Eggplant

A middle-aged eggplant was beginning to wonder whether it might be feeling regret for having allowed an Australian fruit to have sex with it on several occasions.

The problem was that it had been very good sex and the Australian fruit was no longer available for more good sex, since its company had transferred it to Germany and the eggplant didn't live in Germany, nor did it seem feasible to go there.

What really bothered the eggplant is that it still worked for the Australian company where it had first met and been seduced by the strapping young Australian fruit. And many other Australian fruits working in this company reminded the eggplant of the Australian sex fruit and made the eggplant horny, often in the middle of the workday.

Having sex with one company fruit is somewhat excusable if one is a good, solid worker (and the eggplant clearly was) but having sex with two co-fruits is clearly a sickness.

And what's worse is that almost every other Australian fruit was a dead ringer for the transferred fruit.

"Why do so many Australian fruits look like siblings," the fruit wondered. "They often have nearly the same face. It's almost as if when you sleep with one Australian, you're sleeping with more than half of the country of Australia.*








*Why Do Australian Fruits Have a Distinct Look?

That M___ M____ (whoever that is) thread reminds me of something I've noticed about Australian fruit: They often have close set eyes, large noses, and thin upper lips! It doesn't make them unattractive, but I just think it's strange that many of them share such distinct features.
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Is the right answer, "they're inbred"?
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The 18th century prison look
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