Wonderful Thing

Abb and Errg did that wonderful thing so many years ago. Soon it became a part of their people's spoken history (mostly through complaints) and then written folklore. Because this was written on living birds it was soon almost lost to posterity. But a few still-twittering copies were captured and then Merthe and Wiltjuzj adapted the wonderful thing for the stage with the play The Wonderful Thing is Slightly Less Wonderful When You're Chasing Butterflies in Hell.Screen actors Dworg and Mrpz played the stage actors Merthe and Wiltjuzj in the biopic, Merthe and Wiltjuzj Should be Sodomized by Bears. Soon, a loosely fictionalized hypertext version of the lives of Dworg and Mrpz, which had 17,000 titles due to the ergodic nature of the text, popped up all over the world and the young Grrst and Lvtwzikkur (who sometimes said they were lovers and other times insisted they only examined each other's bodies in didactic exploratory surgeries) became world-famous for revealing Abb and Errg to have been cultural demons which have infested the world for centuries too long. Their multimedia masterpiece Abb and Errg are the Demonic Kleenex of the Hemorrhoidal Classes became a standard text for young artists of the next generation who wished to embarrass their seminal influences in a way more lasting than branding them with merely bothersome labels like "alcoholic jackhammer" or "civet in heat." Later, the Roman Catholic Church canonized Abb and Errg, only at a point of time where nobody even remembered them, and with a slight ("several margaritas") sense of Catholic neo-irony, since several Popes had itched to burn Abb and Errg during their lifetime, especially after they did the Wonderful Thing.