Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Let's Go on Kickstarter and Seek Funds for Skinnyphyxia Mag
I bet a lot of really fat people fantasize about strangling a very skinny person to death. Especially a very attractive, self-righteous skinny person. Someone who talks about how healthy their diet is all the time would be on the top of the list. Like vegans who tweet about eggplants all day long. They'd be the ideal victims. I bet some skinny people fantasize about strangling a very fat person to death too. But I bet the numbers are way skewed the former way than the latter. And the actuality of strangulations probably is too. I bet a lot of fat wives strangle skinny husbands to death. It's probably a redneck epidemic. Because you tend to see the big women with the skinny whelp guys in that subculture a lot. I bet it's more very large females who harbor the strangulation fantasy towards skinny bitches. You could probably market a magazine called Skinnyphyxia, in which skinny bitches would be posed in fake "snuff" scenes where they were being strangled to death by big women or already strangled to death. I visualize some of the scenes involving really huge women sitting on their skinny victim and eating big slices of chocolate cake with just their hands. Just throw in some edgy fashion and you have a best selling fetish mag. Would sell in Europe for sure. Those freaks. Somehow I know this would have a healthy subscriber base. Maybe not like Sports Illustrated, but I bet it would kick the Utne Reader's ass (if that even still exists). Invite Latrice Royale and some of Ru's bigger gals to be gorging murderesses.