Sunday, October 28, 2012

Untruthful Parker Posey Factoid #992

The Inuit have 88 terms for "Parker Posey." These terms describe shade of Parker Posey, texture of Parker Posey and forcefulness of Parker Posey.


  1. Paul Dinello's ManservantOctober 29, 2012 at 7:22 AM

    These are all great fun, but so far I think this one is my favorite.

  2. LOL. Glad you're enjoying. I sort of idolize her like so many gay men. She's so archetypal. She and do those shrill, hysterical, verbose, articulate, scabrous and witty characters, and all those traits at the same time and very well and amusing. But they're all different. She's not really stereotyped. Probably I'm forgetting subtle, quiet performances. Love her work with the Dog Show troupe. Her neuroticism in that probably hilariously gets under every single viewer's skin. And she stays eternally young and has that fashion/sex appeal. She's sort of an update of de Kooning's Woman to me--less fetishistic top heavy version, more NY obsessively adolescent body build version. I sort of equate her with E.V. New York. As much as Amy Sedaris. I'm just having fun with the factoids. I sort of see her as a great substitute for Paul Bunyon. Hang your modern mythology on her like clothing. She can wear it well. ;-)

  3. Paul Bunyan.* And I'm sure you read through the other dozen solecisms and errors lol. I should hang a sign. PLEASE EXCUSE OUR PATARDEDNESS. WE ARE RENOVATING.